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The Wacky colonies of The Colony of The Colony of The Colony

“The Colony of The Colony of The Colony is a Colony”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Empire

Regional Influence: Squire


The Wacky colonies of The Colony of The Colony of The Colony is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Colonel Columbus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.055 billion Colonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the colony. The average income tax rate is 41.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Colonian economy, worth 311 trillion Colony Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 76,745 Colony Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué, it is often said that only Colonial Colonel Columbus could bring down Dàguó, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Colony of The Colony's national animal is the Animal of the colony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Colony.

The Colony of The Colony is ranked 135,325th in the world and 4th in The Empire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,320.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 501stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,828thTop
Most Avoided: 7,233rdMost Corrupt Governments: 11,498thTop
Largest Black Market: 14,381stMost Devout: 14,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,756thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,044thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,825thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,974thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,502ndMost Authoritarian: 19,007thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,636th

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