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2.10 The Colonial Fleet's trades...

The Colonial Fleet's Deck

The Colonial Fleet has 65 cards. Value...

COMMON CARDS

Free-Market Paradise
“Hallo there”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14,964th
5.204 billion Farmer Maggotians. Burgeoning dog population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Don't mind the flesh-metal abomination over there.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 5,899th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,016th Most Rebellious Youth: 6,397th
5.792 billion New Tesla Employees. Rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Fellowship, advancement & cheese.”
Most Influential: 6,343rd Least Corrupt Governments: 7,822nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,926th
4.641 billion Yarlsbergians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Progress is inevitable”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,791st Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,852nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,401st
4.471 billion Kondrakians. Irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I don't care”
Most Secular: 1,801st Best Weather: 6,235th Most Influential: 7,212th
3.26 billion SHASLANDians. Complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“We are the golden people”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,248th Largest Black Market: 13,197th Most Avoided: 13,284th
2.758 billion Goldenfyreans. National health service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Even the smallest Merkin hides a great surprise.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,815th Largest Black Market: 14,520th Largest Retail Industry: 15,842nd
2.987 billion Merkinsians. Ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Through Authority, Order”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,523rd Most Influential: 8,658th Most Beautiful Environments: 15,353rd
2.571 billion Fleidanians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The end justifies the means”
Healthiest Citizens: 3,180th Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,558th Most Secular: 5,130th
2.384 billion Aetherneans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Eat Butt”
173 million Cold Coca Colans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation