The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North
“Weed, Donut, Snow !”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 746 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 95.2 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,583 Northern Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soldiers in Brasilistan are reported to be AWOL as The Cold Northern North prepares to bomb the nation, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Empire of Teothopia.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Holy Empire of Antonimus.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Antonimus.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
- : The Cold Northern North endorsed The Democratic Republic of Eywaan.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, soldiers in Brasilistan are reported to be AWOL as The Cold Northern North prepares to bomb the nation.
- : The Cold Northern North was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Eywaan.
Endorsements Received: 188 » Aerilia, Lulubellia, Votak Matim, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Shibutani, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Bharathvarsh, Sachi, Former English Colony, Cretox State, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Kranostav, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Ellbonnia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Shadowrik, Svenskskit, Yokciq Empire, Muqatil, Pallaith, The Teddy, The Rhein States, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Illusia and Neverendia, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Bankowiata, Moubarakistan, Loutsland, Republica Guilleana, Runeda, Star Kingdom, Empy, Dreadton, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Zzozona, Pytong, WeKnow, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Xentherida, Freyford, His Enduring Majesty, Dar es Saalam, McMasterdonia, Chips and Guac, New Lakemba, and 138 others.Omnistria, Wilkshire, Selfgradatude, Arthyia, Zemnaya Svoboda, El Fiji Grande, Ravendi, Hardscrabble, Slyakanya, Territorio di Nessuno, Pasargad, Siwale, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kragsgale, Kingdom of KHATTAB, East Akra, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Frances Francis the First of France, Solcius, Climeria, Madjack, Strongwill, Valgarda, Sikol, Valentine Z, Seijitsu, Sil Dorsett, Clan Spaniel, Odelinor, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Dacian Freelands, Wisconsota, Svenskan, Blyskalia, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Kromi, Sunto, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Servilis, Simone Republic, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Super Girl, San Felipe, Libertania Democratica, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Seenvorland, Cajland, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Darkmondoria, Planes, Seanat, Britle, Tsandonown, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Card Kingdom, Ariele, Greater Ale Permars, Folenz, Intion North, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Nova Arcania, Kastonvia, Capablanca, Landfinia, The Mazur Empire, Joodey, Andanavia, Nikhilesh23, Sopernia, Kinitopia, Logovets, Bearical, Fizban, Venicea, Unshleepd, Andanx, Lionia, Nation1812, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, Galbadiana, The Calabash Protectorate, PotatoFarmers, Toilet Man, Aruvicion, Lemsrow, The Blazeland Administration, Malta Comino Gozo, Tibus Heth, Miamington, Nuestra Vida, Capitista, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Praeceps, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Zapiron, Maiorem Americana, United Capitalist Provinces, Palgo, Anonim, Dabarastan, AmManies, Tringapore, Rising Sakura, Kazoo Basin, Eywaan, Teothopia, and Antonimus.