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The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North

“Weed, Donut, Snow !”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 746 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 95.2 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,583 Northern Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers in Brasilistan are reported to be AWOL as The Cold Northern North prepares to bomb the nation, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Cold Northern North is ranked 8,621st in the world and 419th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,110.07 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,053rdTop
Most Influential: 2,553rdNudest: 3,382ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,426thMost Authoritarian: 4,848thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,385thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,692ndMost Secular: 7,116thLowest Crime Rates: 7,144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,480thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,510thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,621stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,327thLargest Governments: 10,439thHealthiest Citizens: 10,825thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,638thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,006thBest Weather: 13,009thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,355thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,069thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,603rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,882ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,054thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,136thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,702ndSmartest Citizens: 16,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,905thMost Extreme: 20,100thHighest Average Incomes: 20,654thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,902ndMost Conservative: 23,924th
Nudest: 96th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 194th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 217th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 284th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Extreme: 320th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 328th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 372nd in the regionMost Secular: 394th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 430th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 434th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 532nd in the regionLargest Governments: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 645th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 647th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 650th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 669th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 679th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 694th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 754th in the regionBest Weather: 764th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 778th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 779th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 816th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 833rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 840th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 855th in the regionMost Influential: 863rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 882nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 937th in the region

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