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The Citizen's Free Association of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere

“Everyone’s A Billionaire! (Except The Cripplingly Poor)”

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The Citizen's Free Association of The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Corporations with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.376 billion billionaires enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertá. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient billionaire economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 228,555 Dogecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,095,337 per year while the poor average 2,643, a ratio of 792 to 1.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and rumor has it that Corporations has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Co-Prosperity-Sphere's national animal is the Homeless, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tax Evasion.

The Co-Prosperity-Sphere is ranked 273,853^rd in the world and 290^th in Lands End for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.13 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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