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The Valley of The City of Simi Valley

“Home of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The Cities of Southern California

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Valley of The City of Simi Valley is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Keith Mashburn with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.163 billion Simi Valleyites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 2929 Tapo Canyon Rd Simi Valley. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Simi Valley economy, worth 309 trillion US Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,169 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The City of Simi Valley's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ventura County.

The City of Simi Valley is ranked 132,216th in the world and 71st in The Cities of Southern California for Most Stationary, with 244.18815621948 days.

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Most Secular: 7,084thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,097thLargest Mining Sector: 24,081stMost Pacifist: 24,192ndMost Authoritarian: 25,303rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the region

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