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The Scary Eye of The Church of Satan

“It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Scary Eye of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.434 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Decompression Chamber. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,607 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Decompression Chamber spends billions upgrading public transport, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 3,520th in the world and 89th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 95.78 on the Human Development Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,452ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,804thHealthiest Citizens: 1,969thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,340thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,403rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,871stLargest Governments: 2,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,433rdMost Cultured: 3,493rdMost Developed: 3,520thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,980thMost Efficient Economies: 3,984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,309thHighest Economic Output: 4,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,596thSmartest Citizens: 7,044thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,991stMost Secular: 8,245thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,835thBest Weather: 11,276thLargest Populations: 11,372ndMost Influential: 12,099thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,690thMost Income Equality: 20,324thLargest Black Market: 23,752nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 113th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionLargest Populations: 214th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 225th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 268th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 458th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 528th in the regionNudest: 686th in the region

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