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The Dominion of The Captain

“A friendly place for the upper class”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Dominion of The Captain is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.288 billion Captainians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Captain City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Captainian economy, worth an astonishing 29,849 trillion TDU Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 659,104 TDU Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,174,114 per year while the poor average 5,921, a ratio of 1,042 to 1.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Captainian military unleashed its biological weapons, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Captain's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Captain is ranked 9,668th in the world and 11th in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.73 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 19thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 59thLargest Insurance Industry: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 94thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 152ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 208thLargest Populations: 233rdMost Corrupt Governments: 245thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 246thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 302ndMost Devout: 393rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 406thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537thMost Efficient Economies: 625thMost Ignorant Citizens: 675thLargest Retail Industry: 771stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 864thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,125thRudest Citizens: 1,310thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,430thLowest Crime Rates: 9,668thMost Conservative: 11,911thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,170thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,903rdLargest Governments: 27,441st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the region

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