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The Dominion of The Captain

“A friendly place for the upper class”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Dominion of The Captain is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.845 billion Captainians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Captain City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Captainian economy, worth an astonishing 26,493 trillion TDU Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 664,922 TDU Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Captain's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Captain is ranked 143rd in the world and 12th in Wysteria for Fattest Citizens, with 96.22 Obesity Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 15thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29thHighest Disposable Incomes: 36thHighest Economic Output: 36thLargest Mining Sector: 49thMost Avoided: 60thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72ndLargest Insurance Industry: 84thLargest Populations: 86thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 86thHighest Average Incomes: 100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132ndFattest Citizens: 143rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 148thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 191stMost Armed: 194thMost Corrupt Governments: 218thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 266thHighest Poor Incomes: 285thMost Devout: 306thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361stMost Efficient Economies: 415thMost Ignorant Citizens: 421stLargest Retail Industry: 493rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 606thLargest Agricultural Sector: 675thRudest Citizens: 1,019thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,607thLargest Black Market: 1,696thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 5,554thMost Influential: 5,652ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,355thMost Stationary: 10,238thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,354thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,587thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,642nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » 66 Ducks.