Spotlight on:
The Republic of The Candy Wolf |
“Peace and Justice”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Aurora Forest |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Republic of The Candy Wolf is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.468 billion Candy Wolfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 15.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Candy Wolfian economy, worth 86.0 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,852 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Candy Wolf's national animal is the sheep.
The Candy Wolf is ranked 168,103rd in the world and 20th in Aurora Forest for Most Stationary, with 106.5594456908 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Candy Wolf's influence in Aurora Forest rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in The Candy Wolf, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.