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The Pacifist Dominion of The Canadian Peoples Republic

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The Pacifist Dominion of The Canadian Peoples Republic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Pierre Gagnon with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.018 billion Canadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Canadian economy, worth 196 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,355 Canadian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and Canadians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Canadian Peoples Republic's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Canadian Peoples Republic is ranked 77,188^th in the world and 2,141^st in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 196 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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