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The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate

“We the indomitable”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 552 million Calabash Protectorateans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vryheid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The powerhouse Calabash Protectoratean economy, worth 51.5 trillion Tiles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 93,357 Tiles, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, suicide victims often leave behind cash to cover the cost of their fines, private law firms are unheard of, and thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Calabash Protectorate's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Calabash Protectorate is ranked 38,040th in the world and 1,502nd in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 76.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,103rdMost Influential: 1,159thTop
Rudest Citizens: 5,590thLargest Retail Industry: 7,753rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,320thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,172nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 140th in the regionRudest Citizens: 302nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 382nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Influential: 459th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 578th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 744th in the region

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