The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate
“We the indomitable”
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Dominion of The Calabash Protectorate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nkosi Zulu with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.098 billion Calabash Protectorateans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vryheid. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.
The all-consuming Calabash Protectoratean economy, worth 227 trillion Tiles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 108,421 Tiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Calabash Protectorate's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Calabash Protectorate, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in The Calabash Protectorate, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : The Calabash Protectorate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
- : The Calabash Protectorate endorsed The Hoppy of Praeceps.
- : Following new legislation in The Calabash Protectorate, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Free Land of Garnet Liberty.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Republic of Sol Norcustt.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Hoppy of Praeceps.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Federal Republic of New Feltre.
- : The Calabash Protectorate was endorsed by The Federation of KillerKahn.
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