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The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans

“Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: USSR

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vasil Levski with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.969 billion Bulgarian Balkansians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varna. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian Balkansian economy, worth a remarkable 5,690 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,725 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and refugees from other nations are flocking to The Bulgarian Balkans's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bulgarian Balkans's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

The Bulgarian Balkans is ranked 120,005th in the world and 22nd in USSR for Largest Black Market, with 293 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 211thNicest Citizens: 288thLeast Corrupt Governments: 318thMost Pacifist: 321stMost Rebellious Youth: 585thHealthiest Citizens: 610thSafest: 649thMost Developed: 675thLongest Average Lifespans: 771stMost Cultured: 1,040thSmartest Citizens: 1,070thLargest Populations: 1,148thLowest Crime Rates: 1,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,538thHighest Economic Output: 1,624thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,785thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,276thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,997thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,737thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,441stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,161stLargest Governments: 5,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,217thMost Influential: 6,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,936thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,627thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,567thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,827thHighest Average Incomes: 11,519thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,997thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,314thMost Secular: 17,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,728thMost Stationary: 20,199thMost Efficient Economies: 20,397th
Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the region

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