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The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans

“Never cry over spilt milk. It could have been vodka.”

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The Republic of The Bulgarian Balkans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vasil Levski with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.969 billion Bulgarian Balkansians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varna. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulgarian Balkansian economy, worth a remarkable 5,690 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,725 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and refugees from other nations are flocking to The Bulgarian Balkans's border. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bulgarian Balkans's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

The Bulgarian Balkans is ranked 120,005^th in the world and 22^nd in USSR for Largest Black Market, with 293 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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