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The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

“Sensible decisions, with compassion.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Very Strong
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.843 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 249 trillion Coladas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,796 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Bronte Dickens, Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 47,005th in the world and 2,779th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 26 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 360thMost Influential: 676thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,054thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,489thBest Weather: 10,566thNicest Citizens: 10,613thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,211thMost Pacifist: 11,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,601stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,674th
Most Influential: 227th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 255th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 411th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 453rd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 557th in the regionNicest Citizens: 575th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 583rd in the regionMost Stationary: 594th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 600th in the regionMost Pacifist: 620th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 767th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 794th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 817th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 841st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 864th in the region

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