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The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada

“Sensible decisions, with compassion.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Democratic Republic of The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bronte Dickens with a fair hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.601 billion Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panorama. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan economy, worth 393 trillion Coladas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,314 Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Brunchovian Republic of Pina Coladan politicians, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada is ranked 29,774th in the world and 1,509th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 57,021.41 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 359thMost Influential: 640thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,920thSafest: 6,784thMost Pacifist: 7,091stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,272ndBest Weather: 8,498thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,080thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,343rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,075thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,600thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,916thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,288thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,582ndMost Inclusive: 17,964thHealthiest Citizens: 18,117thMost Stationary: 18,555thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,114thMost Cultured: 19,904thSmartest Citizens: 20,925th
Most Influential: 218th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 367th in the regionSafest: 376th in the regionMost Pacifist: 413th in the regionMost Stationary: 448th in the regionBest Weather: 466th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 510th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 641st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 649th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 652nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 656th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 664th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 668th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 683rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 753rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 823rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 939th in the regionLargest Populations: 941st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 968th in the regionMost Cultured: 992nd in the region

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