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The Brave Freedom Fighters of The Boojahideen


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Location: Eladen

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The Brave Freedom Fighters of The Boojahideen is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rhett E Boogie with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.654 billion boojahideens enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boogadishu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The all-consuming Boojahideenian economy, worth 506 trillion rounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 190,886 rounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,931 per year while the poor average 44,107, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Boojahideen's national animal is the Claymore Roomba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Direct Impingement.

The Boojahideen is ranked 36,087th in the world and 13th in Eladen for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 14.1 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Armed: 235thHighest Crime Rates: 255thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 362ndRudest Citizens: 494thFattest Citizens: 556thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 778thLargest Gambling Industry: 975thMost Avoided: 999thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,061stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,209thLargest Retail Industry: 1,614thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,843rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,790thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,497thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,046thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,427thMost Inclusive: 4,568thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,991stHighest Average Incomes: 7,684thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,763rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,438thNudest: 10,399thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,380thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,249thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,837thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,077thMost Devout: 14,942ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,770thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,115thMost Pro-Market: 20,369th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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