The Republic of The Best Waffle House
“If you don't eat waffles, you won't like it here. :(”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Nipper
The Republic of The Best Waffle House is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 632 million Best Waffle Houseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Best Waffle Housean economy, worth 25.6 trillion Syrup coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,558 Syrup coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', Best Waffle Housean tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Best Waffle House's national animal is the Rare Waffle Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Best Waffle House's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The Best Waffle House's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The Best Waffle House altered its national flag.
- : The Best Waffle House's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Best Waffle House's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Best Waffle House was refounded in Balder.
- : The Best Waffle House ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
- : The Best Waffle House was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Westenhald.
- : The Best Waffle House was endorsed by The Sultanate of Libedistan.
- : The Best Waffle House was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of West Bridgeport.