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The Haven of The Based Lithuanians

“Lietuva Lietuviams”

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The Haven of The Based Lithuanians is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gabriel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The cynical, devout population of 6.562 billion Based Lithuanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Based Lithuaniansian economy, worth 778 trillion Litas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,611 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Based Lithuanians's national animal is the White stork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Based Lithuanians is ranked 17,348^th in the world and 35^th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.96 law-abiding acts per hour.

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