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The Golden Card Zombie of The Atlae Isles

“Gloria in Terra!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Golden Card Zombie of The Atlae Isles is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Calvin the I with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.146 billion leprechauns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlaerskoiy. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient leprechaunish economy, worth a remarkable 2,314 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,667 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Atlae Isles's national animal is the leprechauns, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atlaeism.

The Atlae Isles is ranked 2,203rd in the world and 60th in The East Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 50.94 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 24thMost Pacifist: 1,274thMost Developed: 1,339thMost Inclusive: 1,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,634thNicest Citizens: 1,669thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,701stMost Efficient Economies: 1,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,858thHealthiest Citizens: 1,862ndSafest: 1,883rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,911thBest Weather: 1,948thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,992ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,059thLargest Governments: 2,203rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,368thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,414thSmartest Citizens: 2,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,594thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,869thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,134thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,263rdMost Cultured: 3,629thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,315thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,154thHighest Average Incomes: 6,081stMost Influential: 6,386thHighest Economic Output: 6,979thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,854thTop
Nudest: 12,001stMost Secular: 15,416thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,168thHighest Drug Use: 18,016th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Inclusive: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionBest Weather: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 129th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 140th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 202nd in the regionLargest Populations: 203rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionNudest: 295th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 478th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 508th in the regionMost Secular: 536th in the regionRudest Citizens: 582nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 670th in the region

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