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The Kingdom of The Arrow Cross Party of Hungary

“Felébredek, Magyar!”

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The Kingdom of The Arrow Cross Party of Hungary is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 748 million Hungarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Budapest. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The thriving Hungarian economy, worth 51.4 trillion Pengős a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,667 Pengős, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arrow Cross Party of Hungary's national animal is the Turul, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Arrow Cross Party of Hungary is ranked 10,941^st in the world and 4^th in Genua for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 8,883.57 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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