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The People's Democratic Freeland of The Armed Republic of Kamchatka

“Your Duty Is To Obey Your Great Land”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The People's Democratic Freeland of The Armed Republic of Kamchatka is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.053 billion Kams are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kampolketka. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kamchatkan economy, worth 100 trillion Kams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,918 Kams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, dreams of replicator technology have been dashed following a ban on 3D printers, and this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Armed Republic of Kamchatka's national animal is the Red Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Armed Republic of Kamchatka is ranked 185,760th in the world and 4,470th in the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.8 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Conservative: 1,170thTop
Most Secular: 3,235thMost Authoritarian: 5,025thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,192ndMost Avoided: 17,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,865thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,363rdMost Extreme: 20,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,125th
Most Conservative: 45th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 87th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 194th in the regionMost Extreme: 297th in the regionLargest Black Market: 310th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 338th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 348th in the regionMost Avoided: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 420th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 541st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 550th in the region

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