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The Hypothetical Realm of The Ankhalic Vaspriot

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The Hypothetical Realm of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.278 billion Vaspriots love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth 363 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,844 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.

The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 237,393^rd in the world and 1^st in TCG Official Realm for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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