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The Notably Outlandish Land of The Ankhalic Vaspriot |
“Floccinaucinihilipilification”
Category: Tyranny by Majority | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: TCG Official Realm |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Notably Outlandish Land of The Ankhalic Vaspriot is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prince of Rhodoline with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.742 billion Vaspriots enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodoline. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Vaspriot economy, worth 555 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,147 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", it's been a banner year for local vexillology, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ankhalic Vaspriot's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orifism.
The Ankhalic Vaspriot is ranked 90,677th in the world and 1st in TCG Official Realm for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, group hugs break out during floor votes.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, interest in globalism never flags.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, posters on 'Vaspriot Values' advise against being proud of The Ankhalic Vaspriot.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination.
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
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The Ankhalic Vaspriot, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.