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The Dominion of The Angry Dog News

“News you can use in your shoes.”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: The ADN

Regional Influence: Hegemony


The Dominion of The Angry Dog News is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 36.923 billion Angry Dog Newsians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The very strong Angry Dog Newsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,620 trillion morning editions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,880 morning editions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,567 per year while the poor average 4,584, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is a serious problem. The Angry Dog News's national animal is the paperboy.

The Angry Dog News is ranked 90,843rd in the world and 2nd in The ADN for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 74 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Stationary: 263rdLargest Populations: 1,315thTop
Most Influential: 6,828thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,608thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,793rdHighest Economic Output: 12,201stTop
Fattest Citizens: 17,806thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,095thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,593rdMost Pro-Market: 23,832ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,256thHighest Crime Rates: 26,077thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,264th

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