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The Dominion of The Angry Dog News

“News you can use in your shoes.”

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The Dominion of The Angry Dog News is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 36.923 billion Angry Dog Newsians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The very strong Angry Dog Newsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,620 trillion morning editions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 43,880 morning editions, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,567 per year while the poor average 4,584, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is a serious problem. The Angry Dog News's national animal is the paperboy.

The Angry Dog News is ranked 90,843^rd in the world and 2^nd in The ADN for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 74 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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