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The Prophecy of The Almighty Lenny

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Prophecy of The Almighty Lenny is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lenny with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.974 billion Lennyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Almighty Lennyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,626 trillion foil trading cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,698 foil trading cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Almighty Lenny's national animal is the electric mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lennyism.

The Almighty Lenny is ranked 260,273rd in the world and 115th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -45.28 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14thMost Devout: 18thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdMost Primitive: 30thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thMost Corrupt Governments: 89thBest Weather: 199thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 267thLargest Black Market: 291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 416thHighest Poor Incomes: 499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 527thMost Patriotic: 571stMost Beautiful Environments: 582ndHighest Average Incomes: 683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 756thLargest Governments: 793rdMost Avoided: 1,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,714thHighest Economic Output: 2,057thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,209thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,923rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,913thNudest: 3,973rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,897thMost Authoritarian: 5,915thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,635thMost Conservative: 7,045thMost Efficient Economies: 7,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,007thRudest Citizens: 10,813thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,043rdLargest Populations: 24,262nd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionTop
Nudest: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 11th in the region

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