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The Rogue Nation of The Alligator King

“Bigger than the biggest animal on the planet!”

Category: Libertarian Police State
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Location: The Flying Fishes Bait Shop

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Rogue Nation of The Alligator King is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sobek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.304 billion Alligators are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sobekopolis. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alligator Kingian economy, worth 328 trillion Fish a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 61,841 Fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Alligator King's national animal is the Tourist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sobekism.

The Alligator King is ranked 158,450th in the world and 9th in The Flying Fishes Bait Shop for Rudest Citizens, with 39.56 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Mining Sector: 16,474th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

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