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The Process State of The Albertan Empire

“Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Eladen

Regional Influence: Contender


The Process State of The Albertan Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Terminal 6A with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.369 billion Human Resources are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 3432. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 9,129 trillion Canadian Tire Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 291,045 Canadian Tire Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,053,896 per year while the poor average 13,900, a ratio of 147 to 1.

Fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, and Terminal 6A has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Albertan Empire's national animal is the Prairie Oyster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Terminal Maximus.

The Albertan Empire is ranked 1,769th in the world and 11th in Eladen for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,786.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Avoided: 379thFattest Citizens: 469thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 471stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 479thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 479thLargest Mining Sector: 541stHighest Economic Output: 587thHighest Disposable Incomes: 689thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 718thLargest Gambling Industry: 721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 778thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 932ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,012thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,086thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,369thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,400thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,515thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,769thLargest Retail Industry: 1,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,949thLargest Populations: 2,090thHighest Average Incomes: 2,279thTop
Most Secular: 3,085thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,163rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,511thRudest Citizens: 5,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,905thMost Armed: 6,805thLargest Black Market: 7,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,140thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,192ndMost Influential: 10,452ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,485thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,469thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,134thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,396th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

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