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The Orderstaaten of The Absolute Azgarian State

“Follow the Azgar gods. May All other countries fall.”

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The Orderstaaten of The Absolute Azgarian State is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.389 billion Azgarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Azgaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The strong Absolute Azgarian Statean economy, worth 89.4 trillion Azgarmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,349 Azgarmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Absolute Azgarian State's national animal is the Azgarian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Absolute Azgarian State is ranked 2,896^th in the world and 1^st in The Democratic Assembly for Most Conservative, scoring 97.4 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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