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The Armed Republic of The 32 Counties

“Nothing is more precious than independence and freedom”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: The Internationale

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Armed Republic of The 32 Counties is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tiberius Septim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.181 billion 32 Countiesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 32 Countiesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,051 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 312,208 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime is totally unknown. The 32 Counties's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the Supreme Being.

The 32 Counties is ranked 1,206th in the world and 3rd in The Internationale for Most Cultured, scoring 346 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Inclusive: 666thLargest Agricultural Sector: 713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 865thHighest Food Quality: 877thLargest Welfare Programs: 912thMost Secular: 918thLargest Governments: 943rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,033rdNicest Citizens: 1,167thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,177thMost Cultured: 1,206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,244thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,286thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,341stSmartest Citizens: 1,499thMost Efficient Economies: 1,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,808thMost Developed: 1,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,167thSafest: 2,266thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,369thHighest Average Incomes: 2,534thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,963rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,253rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,003rdRudest Citizens: 4,800thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,544thMost Patriotic: 5,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,517thBest Weather: 15,116thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,208thLargest Retail Industry: 20,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,375thLargest Populations: 23,388thMost Income Equality: 23,901stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,972nd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the region

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