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The Long Arm of The-Law

“Justice for all”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Vladivostok

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Long Arm of The-Law is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Harry Morse with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.777 billion The-Lawians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Law City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong The-Lawian economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion cuffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 87,728 cuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and chess defeat has made Harry Morse the laughingstock of dictators and grandmasters alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-Law's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Law.

The-Law is ranked 216,840th in the world and 4th in Vladivostok for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 539thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,371stLargest Populations: 3,261stSafest: 3,674thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,982ndHighest Economic Output: 6,627thMost Conservative: 7,649thMost Authoritarian: 7,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,541stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,791stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,538thMost Patriotic: 10,617thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,547thLargest Governments: 11,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,991stHealthiest Citizens: 16,001stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,273rdLargest Mining Sector: 20,725th

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