Spotlight on:
The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator |
“Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Psychotic Dictatorships |
Regional Influence: Truckler |
The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by That Vegan Dictator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.689 billion slaves of the herbivores are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karen Kadie City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.
The frighteningly efficient That Vegan Dictatorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,965 trillion Plants a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 443,334 Plants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,086,552 per year while the poor average 4,835, a ratio of 845 to 1.
Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, international trade can be a pain to deal with, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That Vegan Dictator's national animal is the Martha the Pig and Mable the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is DEAREST LEADERISM Veganism.
That Vegan Dictator is ranked 40,281st in the world and 26th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 1,123.98652370372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : That Vegan Dictator lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, everyone apparently sends That Vegan Dictator hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
- : That Vegan Dictator lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.