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The United Socialist States of That Twink

“Chat, grab his dick and twist it.””

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The United Socialist States of That Twink is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 457 million That Twinkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped That Twinkian economy, worth 18.8 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,034 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, ghost regiments exist only on paper, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That Twink's national animal is the twink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

That Twink is ranked 275,544^th in the world and 300^th in Greater Hanguardian Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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