Spotlight on:
The Republic of Thaipursia |
“Born of the Sea , Favoured of Heaven”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Kataru Kur Gal |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Republic of Thaipursia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by tuju'an with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.668 billion Thaipans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dashai. The average income tax rate is 30.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Thaipursian economy, worth an astonishing 10,842 trillion dramas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 391,868 dramas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, glamping Thaipans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaipursia's national animal is the sea turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thaipursian Orthodox Church.
Thaipursia is ranked 20,606th in the world and 1st in Kataru Kur Gal for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,246.44 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, glamping Thaipans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.