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The Republic of Th3 Gambia

“Progress, Peace, and Prosperity”

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The Republic of Th3 Gambia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 311 million Gambians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banjul. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Th3 Gambian economy, worth 4.55 trillion Dalasis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,619 Dalasis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and Th3 Gambia has designated Banjul as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Th3 Gambia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Th3 Gambia is ranked 45,037^th in the world and 43^rd in Africa for Most Authoritarian, with 1,908.96 milliStalins.

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