The United States of Texas States
“Don't Mess with Texas”
|Category: Moralistic Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The United States of Texas States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.753 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 962 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 167,273 1000 Tons of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Texas States was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
- : Texas States was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : Texas States was endorsed by The Imperialist Dominion of Zokk.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in Texas States, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Texas States voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
- : Texas States was endorsed by The Kingdom of Yamantau.
- : Texas States endorsed The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss.
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