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The United States of Texas States

“Don't Mess with Texas”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United States of Texas States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.254 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 669 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,270 1000 Tons of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Texan Embarrassments, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 162,066th in the world and 6,923rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.73 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 594thMost Influential: 921stMost Devout: 1,727thTop
Most Armed: 3,104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,381stBest Weather: 6,347thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,677thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,695thRudest Citizens: 7,274thLargest Retail Industry: 9,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,054thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,997thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,579thHighest Average Incomes: 11,878thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,483rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,936thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,530thMost Developed: 13,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,685thLargest Black Market: 15,676thLargest Governments: 16,735thMost Conservative: 16,899thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,214thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,047th
Most Devout: 70th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 106th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 196th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 198th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 338th in the regionBest Weather: 355th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 375th in the regionRudest Citizens: 392nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 458th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 471st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 509th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 529th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 533rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 557th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 561st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 666th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 734th in the regionMost Developed: 759th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 778th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 805th in the regionLargest Governments: 810th in the region

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