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The Lucky Eco Green Colony of Texas Jaguarundi

“Texas' Lucky Ambassador to Forest”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Lucky Eco Green Colony of Texas Jaguarundi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.978 billion Texas Jaguarundis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Texas Jaguarundi economy, worth 620 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,731 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, anti-government web sites are springing up, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas Jaguarundi's national animal is the Leprechaun, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Texas Jaguarundi is ranked 68,474th in the world and 191st in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 39.33 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,993rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,035thMost Patriotic: 15,638thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,931stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,150thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,879thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,997thHealthiest Citizens: 26,075thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,295thHighest Poor Incomes: 30,117thLargest Black Market: 32,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34,600th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the region

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