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The Terran Covenant of Teutionia

“Actions, Not Words”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Very Good
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Location: The Universal Order of Nations

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Terran Covenant of Teutionia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Eden Martin with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.302 billion Teutonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Teutonic economy, worth an astonishing 16,076 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 878,414 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime is totally unknown. Teutionia's national animal is the Crying Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Cantcarism.

Teutionia is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in The Universal Order of Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 660,874.86 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 7thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13thHighest Poor Incomes: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 25thLargest Black Market: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thMost Efficient Economies: 64thMost Subsidized Industry: 72ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92ndMost Patriotic: 114thMost Secular: 121stLargest Retail Industry: 131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 176thHighest Economic Output: 192ndLargest Mining Sector: 219thSmartest Citizens: 221stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 247thLargest Agricultural Sector: 282ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 307thLargest Insurance Industry: 322ndLargest Governments: 367thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 398thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 434thRudest Citizens: 442ndMost Avoided: 460thMost Advanced Public Education: 633rdMost Rebellious Youth: 682ndFattest Citizens: 734thMost Corrupt Governments: 810thMost Armed: 948thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,841stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,414thMost Developed: 2,605thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,764thMost Cultured: 3,264thLowest Crime Rates: 5,078thMost Influential: 5,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,660thMost Inclusive: 5,983rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,826thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,018thTop
Most Stationary: 13,952ndLargest Populations: 14,463rdHighest Food Quality: 25,089th
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Silberfluss, Farallon, and Sterkistan.