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The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff

“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Squire


The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Evil Emperor Overlord Vlad Nyx with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.284 billion Opressed Ones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlad Nyxington. The average income tax rate is 90.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Opressed economy, worth a remarkable 4,045 trillion blehs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,756 blehs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Opressed restaurants, and bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Testlandstuff's national animal is the Genetically Modified Evil Dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vlad Nyxism.

Testlandstuff is ranked 273,324th in the world and 126th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -23.24 on the Edu-tellignceŽ Test Score.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 156thMost Ignorant Citizens: 191stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 223rdLargest Mining Sector: 271stMost Devout: 339thMost Corrupt Governments: 341stLargest Gambling Industry: 380thLargest Agricultural Sector: 511thMost Avoided: 570thLargest Black Market: 611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 616thLargest Insurance Industry: 624thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 628thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 634thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 636thHighest Average Incomes: 666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 688thFattest Citizens: 704thMost Patriotic: 991stMost Primitive: 994thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,076thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,378thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,501stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,510thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,202ndLargest Governments: 3,456thHighest Economic Output: 3,609thMost Efficient Economies: 3,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,827thRudest Citizens: 4,197thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,383rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,528thMost Conservative: 8,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,899thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,029thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,005thMost Authoritarian: 19,835th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

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