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The Loot-Hoarding Giants of Tesoro Amore

“I prefer the term treasure hunting!”

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The Loot-Hoarding Giants of Tesoro Amore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.912 billion Amorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving Amorian economy, worth 977 trillion doubloons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 70,229 doubloons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,281 per year while the poor average 14,805, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Cities in Tesoro Amore declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, business owners who refuse to hire ex-cons often wake up with a thieving fox's head in their bed, and mass shootings have become the new normal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tesoro Amore's national animal is the thieving fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tesoro Amore is ranked 45,598^th in the world and 1^st in Thamasa for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,948.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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