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The Democratic States of Tesmaria

“We all fight for Tesmaria. We all stand for Tesmaria.”

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The Democratic States of Tesmaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Piotr Winston Gamikava with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.215 billion Tesmarier hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamtagrad. The average income tax rate is 8.7%.

The strong Tesmarie economy, worth 59.5 trillion Tesmari dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,979 Tesmari dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, Tesmaria has designated Kamtagrad as its capital city, and Piotr Winston Gamikava has just been declared ruler of Tesmaria in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tesmaria's national animal is the tahr, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tesmaria is ranked 285,521^st in the world and 9^th in Trinity Legion for Most Conservative, scoring 26.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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