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The Empire of Teothopia

“The Dragon dies, it does not surrender”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Teothopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Teo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.282 billion Teothopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Dragon's Palace. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The all-consuming Teothopian economy, worth 582 trillion Golden Teothopian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,281 Golden Teothopian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, and Teo's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teothopia's national animal is the Mystic Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teothopia is ranked 203,475th in the world and 7,529th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -174.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 127thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,840thMost Influential: 2,975thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,047thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,228thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,520thSafest: 5,730thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,719thBest Weather: 7,066thNicest Citizens: 7,181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,305thLowest Crime Rates: 8,807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,867thLargest Governments: 9,108thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,188thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,435thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,946thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,989thHealthiest Citizens: 11,016thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,059thHighest Food Quality: 12,233rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,247thMost Inclusive: 12,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,048thMost Cultured: 13,435thMost Developed: 17,497thMost Income Equality: 18,388thMost Pacifist: 18,978thSmartest Citizens: 20,060th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 124th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 129th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 204th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 208th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 240th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 276th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 281st in the regionSafest: 327th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 370th in the regionNicest Citizens: 413th in the regionBest Weather: 430th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 477th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 482nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 500th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 509th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 530th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 559th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 570th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 578th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 663rd in the regionMost Cultured: 696th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 704th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 713th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 720th in the regionMost Inclusive: 740th in the region

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