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The Holy Nation of Teodorias

“We Need A Full Leader!Not One Like Me! Not Provisional!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Dictatorial Paradise

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The Holy Nation of Teodorias is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Provisional Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.124 billion Teodorian's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almost-Rebuilded Onutgrad. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 196 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 174,731 Red Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Provisional Leader's eyes only', and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Mutated Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Preferably Teodoristic Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 34,674th in the world and 63rd in The Dictatorial Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 212,666.15 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,053rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,441stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,612thMost Devout: 3,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,514thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,959thLowest Crime Rates: 3,995thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,459thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,941stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,453rdLargest Governments: 5,612thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,083rdMost Influential: 7,130thMost Authoritarian: 7,239thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,280thMost Conservative: 9,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,918thMost Efficient Economies: 12,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,637thMost Developed: 12,704thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,248th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the region

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