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The Restored People's Republic of Teodorias

“We Will Lead Teodorias Into Yet Another Golden Age!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Dictatorial Paradise

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Restored People's Republic of Teodorias is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.496 billion Teodorian's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebuilded Bugdania. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 304 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 203,608 Red Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Teodorian culture shoved down their throats, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and everyone apparently sends Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teodorian State Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 10,776th in the world and 4th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,004thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,578thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,069thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,291stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,520thLowest Crime Rates: 2,650thLargest Governments: 3,572ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,220thHighest Average Incomes: 5,305thMost Influential: 5,867thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,892ndMost Devout: 6,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,825thHealthiest Citizens: 7,932ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,943rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,947thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,652ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,776thSmartest Citizens: 12,577thMost Authoritarian: 12,597thMost Conservative: 12,631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,050thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,846thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,026thMost Developed: 17,055th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the region

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