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The Kingdom of Tensa

“You Can't Stop Progress”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Kingdom of Tensa is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 353 million Tensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tensan economy, worth 23.5 trillion tounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 66,569 tounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, concussed turtleball players cannot remember their lineup position, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tensa's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tensa is ranked 133,067th in the world and 5,359th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 503.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,040thTop
Most Influential: 8,065thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,952nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 733rd in the regionMost Average: 929th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,171st in the region

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