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The Queendom of Telepse

“Intelligence and Strength”

Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Squire


The Queendom of Telepse is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Wisteria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.932 billion Telepseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The thriving Telepsean economy, worth 654 trillion tilrins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,462 tilrins, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Telepse's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Telepse is ranked 13,996th in the world and 3rd in Unknown for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,332.95 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Largest Publishing Industry: 7,077thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,061stMost Cultured: 11,547thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,996thMost Pacifist: 14,799thMost Secular: 16,040thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,916thBest Weather: 17,802ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,101stNicest Citizens: 18,510thSmartest Citizens: 20,122ndMost Inclusive: 21,192ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,073rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,940thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,044th
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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