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The Empire of Teipor

“Glory in Advancement”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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The Empire of Teipor is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.856 billion Teiporians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peitan. The average income tax rate is 54.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Teiporian economy, worth 881 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,497 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

All news sources are under strict government control, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teipor's national animal is the Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teipor is ranked 150,191st in the world and 62nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 161.30064676752 days.

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Nudest: 1,524thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,598thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,804thMost Avoided: 6,952ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,620thFattest Citizens: 8,628thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,019thMost Secular: 9,449thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,255thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,615thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,975thLargest Black Market: 11,883rdHighest Average Incomes: 13,380thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,628thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,687thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,073rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,744thLargest Retail Industry: 22,586thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 25,249thMost Patriotic: 25,954thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,342nd
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Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the region

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