Spotlight on:
The Empire of Teipor |
“Glory in Advancement”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Psychotic Dictatorships |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Empire of Teipor is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.856 billion Teiporians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peitan. The average income tax rate is 54.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Teiporian economy, worth 881 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 181,497 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
All news sources are under strict government control, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teipor's national animal is the Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Teipor is ranked 150,191st in the world and 62nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 161.30064676752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Teipor, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Teipor, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus.
- : Following new legislation in Teipor, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
- : Teipor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Teipor, all news sources are under strict government control.
- : Teipor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Teipor, derelict airplanes have been converted into novelty restaurants and hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Teipor, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
- : Teipor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Teipor, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.