Spotlight on:
The Bat Spellers of Teh south pacific |
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Category: Capitalizt | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Newcomer |
The Bat Spellers of Teh south pacific is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.527 billion Teh south pacificians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teh south pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Teh south pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 5,654 trillion typos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 185,227 typos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,712,993 per year while the poor average 1,947, a ratio of 879 to 1.
Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Teh south pacifician citizenship in droves, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Teh south pacifician Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teh south pacific's national animal is the typo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Teh south pacific is ranked 233,427th in the world and 6,968th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.2164087526 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teh south pacific's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Teh south pacific's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Teh south pacific's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Teh south pacific was refounded in Osiris.
- : Teh south pacific ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Teh south pacific was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Teh south pacific's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Teh south pacific's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Teh south pacific was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Teh south pacific ceased to exist in Teh south pacific.