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The Bat Spellers of Teh south pacific

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Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Bat Spellers of Teh south pacific is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.527 billion Teh south pacificians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teh south pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teh south pacifician economy, worth a remarkable 5,654 trillion typos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 185,227 typos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,712,993 per year while the poor average 1,947, a ratio of 879 to 1.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Teh south pacifician citizenship in droves, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Teh south pacifician Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teh south pacific's national animal is the typo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teh south pacific is ranked 233,427th in the world and 6,968th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.2164087526 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 193rdHighest Drug Use: 409thHighest Crime Rates: 489thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 516thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 689thMost Armed: 769thLargest Gambling Industry: 795thMost Avoided: 855thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,003rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,004thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,047thFattest Citizens: 1,371stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,438thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,679thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,989thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,530thHighest Economic Output: 2,659thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,210thLargest Populations: 4,189thRudest Citizens: 5,790thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,979thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,283rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,282ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,978thHighest Average Incomes: 12,610thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,759thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,370thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,372ndNudest: 19,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,946thMost Efficient Economies: 22,348thSmartest Citizens: 24,682ndMost Pro-Market: 25,119thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29,675th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionFattest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 121st in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 132nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 138th in the regionRudest Citizens: 272nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 396th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 455th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 536th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 576th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 621st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 626th in the regionNudest: 822nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 828th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 850th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 970th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 999th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,010th in the region

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