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The Republic of Teeny Tiny Sad Little Man

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
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Location: Suspicious

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Republic of Teeny Tiny Sad Little Man is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 601 million Teeny Tiny Sad Little Manians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Teeny Tiny Sad Little Manian economy, worth 4.93 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,204 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teeny Tiny Sad Little Man's national animal is the wolf.

Teeny Tiny Sad Little Man is ranked 253,847th in the world and 9,871st in Suspicious for Smartest Citizens, with 0.96 quips per hour.

Most Authoritarian: 1,059thMost Extreme: 2,250thTop
Most Income Equality: 3,693rdMost Conservative: 4,690thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,060th
Most Authoritarian: 95th in the regionMost Extreme: 97th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 107th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Conservative: 413th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 590th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 625th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 914th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 993rd in the region

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