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The 40 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika

“Ominum Castrum Tenemus”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Teebeestroika

Regional Influence: Hermit


The 40 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 40.343 billion Teebeestroikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 4.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth a remarkable 3,408 trillion triganic pus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,486 triganic pus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 3,328th in the world and 1st in Teebeestroika for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.41 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thMost Ignorant Citizens: 75thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thFattest Citizens: 341stMost Avoided: 418thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 430thRudest Citizens: 432ndMost Devout: 446thLargest Populations: 569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 786thMost Primitive: 851stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 950thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,561stHighest Crime Rates: 1,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,063rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,589thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3,306thMost Efficient Economies: 3,328thLargest Black Market: 4,175thHighest Economic Output: 4,748thNudest: 5,737thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,119thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,734thMost Armed: 11,985thTop
Most Stationary: 15,957thBest Weather: 16,568thMost Influential: 17,458thLargest Governments: 18,968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,314th

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