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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Wysteria

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.603 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 30,928 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 780,970 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,698,321 per year while the poor average 15,541, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, children usually cry on their first day of school, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 241,573rd in the world and 64th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -55.32 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Avoided: 24thMost Efficient Economies: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLargest Populations: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 47thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 53rdLargest Gambling Industry: 54thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65thLargest Insurance Industry: 68thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 75thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 95thFattest Citizens: 97thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 111thMost Armed: 138thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 245thMost Corrupt Governments: 271stMost Secular: 324thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 353rdSmartest Citizens: 466thLargest Agricultural Sector: 474thLargest Retail Industry: 654thRudest Citizens: 738thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 770thLargest Publishing Industry: 869thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 917thLargest Governments: 1,255thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,424thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,521stTop
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Nudest: 3,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,402ndLargest Black Market: 5,867thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,702ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,941stMost Pro-Market: 20,346thMost Conservative: 22,054th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the region

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