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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno

“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Wysteria

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The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.622 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 30,162 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 780,970 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,698,321 per year while the poor average 15,541, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, children usually cry on their first day of school, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 219,266th in the world and 77th in Wysteria for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1.86 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Avoided: 26thMost Efficient Economies: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Populations: 44thHighest Average Incomes: 45thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49thLargest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Gambling Industry: 57thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61stLargest Insurance Industry: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 95thFattest Citizens: 97thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 112thMost Armed: 145thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 163rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 241stMost Corrupt Governments: 256thMost Secular: 294thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 305thSmartest Citizens: 439thLargest Agricultural Sector: 456thLargest Retail Industry: 589thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 653rdRudest Citizens: 671stLargest Publishing Industry: 859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 863rdLargest Governments: 1,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,452ndTop
Nudest: 3,314thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,033rdLargest Black Market: 5,205thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,191stTop
Most Pro-Market: 18,505thMost Conservative: 20,491stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,574th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the region

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