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The Republic of Tearvan

“Absque argento omnia vana”

Category: Free-Market Paradise
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Location: International Democratic Union

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Tearvan is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 327 million Tearvanians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tearvan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tearvanian economy, worth 37.8 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 115,478 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,606 per year while the poor average 19,342, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tearvan's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tearvan is ranked 229,406th in the world and 103rd in International Democratic Union for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 40.38 Whatever.

Fattest Citizens: 4,285thLargest Retail Industry: 4,525thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,712thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,739thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,364thRudest Citizens: 5,555thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,373rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,487thMost Armed: 9,094thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,319thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,351stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,362ndMost Avoided: 11,061stTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 14,848thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,234thMost Pro-Market: 19,710thMost Efficient Economies: 22,780th
Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Slokais Islands, Mannenois, Laeral, United New England, Sycona, Trive 38, Libertas Omnium Maximus, Comhar, and Xiomera.