Spotlight on:
The Free Land of Teahead Joyride |
“Stale beer afternoon”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Nudist Dreamland |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Free Land of Teahead Joyride is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.975 billion Teahead Joyrideans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant Teahead Joyridean economy, worth 161 trillion Solomons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 10,764 Solomons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, Teahead Joyride's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism, and Teahead Joyride has designated Heaven as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teahead Joyride's national animal is the Loveboy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Teahead Joyride is ranked 10,996th in the world and 16th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Stationary, with 2,216.5969494326 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teahead Joyride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Teahead Joyride was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of Wadelhelpia, curing 1 million infected.
- : Teahead Joyride was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles, curing 1 million infected.
- : Teahead Joyride was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2, curing 156 million infected.
- : Teahead Joyride was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2, curing 160 million infected.
- : Teahead Joyride was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2, curing 94 million infected.
- : Teahead Joyride was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Teahead Joyride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Teahead Joyride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Teahead Joyride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.