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The Self appointed dictators of Teachers

“I waive your rights like money at the club”

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The Self appointed dictators of Teachers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The ogre lord and savior Shrek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.849 billion Slaughterhousians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Principals Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The thriving Teachersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion Referrals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 101,838 Referrals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,477 per year while the poor average 17,371, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Teachers's national animal is the Detention, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teachers is ranked 50,631^st in the world and 1^st in Pro Abortion for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.99 law-abiding acts per hour.

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