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The Self appointed dictators of Teachers

“I waive your rights like money at the club”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: Pro Abortion

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Self appointed dictators of Teachers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The ogre lord and savior Shrek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.909 billion Slaughterhousians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Principals Office. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The thriving Teachersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Referrals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 101,838 Referrals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,477 per year while the poor average 17,371, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, chess hooliganism is on the rise after the banning of organised sports, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Teachers's national animal is the Detention, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teachers is ranked 258,093rd in the world and 1st in Pro Abortion for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,504thTop
Nudest: 4,057thMost Primitive: 4,467thFattest Citizens: 4,763rdMost Conservative: 5,274thLargest Mining Sector: 6,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,824thLargest Black Market: 12,195thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,245thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,375thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,157thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,719thLargest Retail Industry: 19,093rdLargest Populations: 20,174thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,984thMost Extreme: 24,787thMost Authoritarian: 25,552nd

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