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The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry

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Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Very Good

Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hattix XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.342 billion Teaberries enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 11,900 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,681 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, New Rossyth's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teaberry is ranked 274,876th in the world and 6,763rd in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Public Education: 231stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 238thSmartest Citizens: 238thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 255thMost Secular: 304thMost Rebellious Youth: 423rdHighest Economic Output: 440thMost Inclusive: 476thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 510thHighest Food Quality: 530thMost Scientifically Advanced: 574thMost Beautiful Environments: 574thLargest Governments: 593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 596thMost Developed: 600thLongest Average Lifespans: 657thLowest Crime Rates: 804thLargest Information Technology Sector: 843rdHealthiest Citizens: 917thSafest: 1,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,141stMost Cultured: 1,296thLargest Populations: 1,315thMost Efficient Economies: 1,594thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,622ndBest Weather: 1,947thHighest Average Incomes: 1,949thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,978thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,132ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,852ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,363rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,450thMost Pacifist: 3,997thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,277thRudest Citizens: 5,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,312thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,198thNudest: 11,764thMost Patriotic: 12,966thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,810thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,009thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,343rdMost Income Equality: 19,703rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,841st
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 138th in the regionMost Pacifist: 181st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 199th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionRudest Citizens: 280th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 379th in the regionMost Income Equality: 409th in the regionNudest: 437th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 482nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 507th in the regionMost Patriotic: 585th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 657th in the region

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