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The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry |
“Pithy Latin phrase.”
| Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
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Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hattix XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.342 billion Teaberries enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rossyth. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Teaberran economy, worth an astonishing 11,900 trillion bra straps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,681 bra straps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, New Rossyth's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teaberry's national animal is the trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Teaberry is ranked 274,876th in the world and 6,763rd in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.28 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Teaberry, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, New Rossyth's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, sex changes are routinely performed at Teaberry's hospitals.
- : Teaberry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Following new legislation in Teaberry, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
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