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The Communally-Governed Nation of Tchaikovsky |
“I'm Tchaikovsky, NSLeft's communally-governed nation.”
Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: NSLeft |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Communally-Governed Nation of Tchaikovsky is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Members of the NSLeft with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.433 billion Tchaikovskians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ♯discussion. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Tchaikovskian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion lemons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 156,522 lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tchaikovskian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Comrade Members of the NSLeft, Comrade Members of the NSLeft claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Whale Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tchaikovsky's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Tchaikovsky is ranked 7,517th in the world and 1st in NSLeft for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,509.6 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tchaikovsky, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in
Tchaikovsky, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Whale Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
- : Following new legislation in
Tchaikovsky, Comrade Members of the NSLeft claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in
Tchaikovsky, Tchaikovskian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Comrade Members of the NSLeft.
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Tchaikovsky, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
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Tchaikovsky, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
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Tchaikovsky, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law.
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Tchaikovsky, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
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Tchaikovsky, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
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Tchaikovsky, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.